The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) -Pinkard and Bowden


I was the cook, ----she was the waitress

Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe

Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad

some little shrimp... lured her away



Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her

and they drove off in his Carp

Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder

I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

 


I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna

If you want to Trout something new"

She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise

Oh my Cod, I  love her, yes I do



Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her

and they drove off in his Carp

Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder

I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

 

 

#1 I swordfish she'd come back to me!

#2 Aw, if she did, she'd just throw ya the same ole' line: "Not

#1 But I've kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the Halibut, I wonder if she's kept mine in her perch.

#2 Well, we'd better quit sea-horsin' around here-these people look like they're goin' into a state of shark!



Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her

and they drove off in his Carp

Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder

I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.








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